Dock Ellis & the LSD No-No

The only person who knows with any certainty whether this story is true is Dock Ellis, and he passed away last year. But I prefer to believe that it is. (via Boing Boing)

Tricks N' Treats

When pressed about their all-time favorite Halloween jam, a lot of people would probably go with Michael Jackson's "Thriller." Especially now that he's dead. Or maybe Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast." But my money's on Kid Koala's "Tricks N' Treats" from his turntablist masterpiece Scratchcratchratchatch. It's a beautiful melange of hip-hop and Charlie Brown's world weary holiday ennui.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

Secret agent chimpanzees equipped with banana phones led by a commander named "Darwin" who are pitted against "CHUMP" (Criminal Headquarters For Underworld Master Plan), a clandestine organization of super-villains led by a monocled ape master criminal with a terrible German accent? An all-chimp rock band called "The Evolution Revolution"? Creepy fake moustaches worn by chimpanzee actors? How in God's name had I never heard of this? I feel like every moment up until now has been a complete waste of time.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp aired on Saturday mornings on the ABC network from 1970 to 1972. I don't think that I've ever been more proud of American television. (via: Dangerous Minds)

The Electric Kool-Aid Madison Avenue Test

The key to successful advertising is a nuanced understanding of your target demographic. It seems fairly apparent by the T.V. ads below that the most lucrative marketing target in the 1970's was stoned teenagers and Quaalude addled housewives. "Oooh......trippy!"



One of the most impressive examples of this was a Levi's campaign featuring the inimitable Ken Nordine.

I really do love Ken Nordine but I wish he would stop talking about "dacron polyester." It makes me uncomfortable.

In response to the ad above, in what may very well be the single greatest Youtube comments section contribution ever, one commenter lamented:

"This is when Levi's were made with acid in them, and you would trip just wearing them. Then they started washing the acid out in the 80's with the "Acid Washed" Levi's. Levi's have never been as good since."

"Come on, old trademark. Time for your walk."

"Hey there, stoned drive-in theater patrons. Just a little reminder that you are constantly hungry. Also, have you noticed that you have 'cotton mouth?' Maybe you should go to the concession stand. Come on. Your bong will still be there when you get back."

Although this lysergically inspired ad may not make me want to drink 7-Up, it does kind of make me feel like I have synesthesia. What a triumph.

Sing Sang Sung

"Sing Sang Sung" by Air. Obviously quite influenced by "Yellow Submarine," Sesame Street's "Pinball Number Count" and consciousness expansion. Fucking hippies.

Katzenklavier

"The Cat Piano" - directed by Eddie White and Ari Gibson, narrated by Nick Cave. The whole mysterious kingdom of anthropomorphic cats thing kind of reminds me of Hiroyuki Morita's "The Cat Returns," but with a more sinister and noirish touch. It's obviously best appreciated in full-screen mode and not in the wee little embedded viewer.

But wait! Did you know that the concept of the katzenklavier is not entirely fictional? It was devised, but never brought into practice, by Athanasius Kircher, a German Jesuit scholar, in 1650. It was also described by Johann Christian Reil, an 18th century physician (also German) who first coined the term "psychiatrist,"as a possible treatment for attention disorders. (See articles: here and here) Good job, early science!

Johnny Utah Triptych

I've been really getting into Movies In Frames lately. The concept is elegantly simple: four images from a given film to represent the whole. The series of frames pictured above for Stanley Kubrick's 2001 is a really sterling example of the form. Movies In Frames is essentially a photoblog shrine to the art of cinema. Selecting just four images to encapsulate a film in a hyper-abridged form often radically reshapes the meaning of a movie. It's a really fun and novel way of interfacing with film.

This is my series of frames for Point Break, the greatest movie ever made about bank robbing surfers disguised as former U.S. presidents.

Point Break was directed by Kathryn Bigelow, one of the extremely few female film makers working in the action genre. She obviously holds her own. She also directed The Hurt Locker, which is an amazing film, but which is great for very, very different reasons than Point Break. I don't imagine that people will be staging mock stage plays of The Hurt Locker in ten years time.

Since we're on the topic, here's a Cinemash tribute to Point Break featuring actors from Reno, 911 and Human Giant. Aziz Ansari, who plays the Keanu Reeves character, is really fantastic in pretty much everything that he's in.

"Why don't you get to the point.....the point break." The Cinemash tributes to Sid and Nancy (featuring Zoeey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, a tie-in promo for 500 Days of Summer) and Dirty Dancing (with Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi) are also really excellent.

One last Point Break related item. I'm a huge fan of re-cut movie trailers, so it's no surprise that I'm impressed by this:

Selling Point Break as a turgid tale of homosexual awakening isn't that much of a stretch. At it's core, the movie is really about the fulminating tension and attraction between Johnny Utah and Bodi. So, well done to whoever made that.

Album Cover Battle Royale

So destructive! Ozzie Osbourne mauled himself! The stylized Dead Kennedys logo bludgeoned the stylized Van Halen logo! The Nirvana Nevermind baby was devoured alive by the Asia sea serpant! Man, album covers are really violent and bent on destroying one another.

This spectacular marriage of music arcana and Monty Python style animation carnage apparently set the internets ablaze back in the year 2006. I hadn't seen it till now. Ah, 2006. Simpler times.....

Major Lazer - Hold The Line

Not to be confused with the 70's soft rock Toto anthem of the same name.

The Life You Save May Be Mine

Here's a good reason not to do a public service announcement on safe driving: cosmic irony. This PSA spot never aired because, shortly after it was filmed, James Dean was killed by a reckless motorist. That's cold, universe.

Louis Wain's Impractical Cats

Dangerous Minds has a really fascinating article on Louis Wain, a Victorian era artist and illustrator whose primary subject was anthropomorphic cats. Art historians speculate that Wain, who spent much of his later years in and out of mental hospitals, was schizophrenic. The article highlights the relationship between Wain's descent into mental illness and the increasingly surreal (well, more so) nature of his feline art.

It's a difficult thing to delineate. For instance, these two pieces, created when Wain was considered "sane":

Are only slightly less crazy than the two following:

Alright. I admit that this last one is batshit psychedelic. It looks like a Tibetan mandala or something.

But who's to say which image more clearly demonstrates a disordered mind: a kitten emanating jagged, multi-hued energy lines or a bunch of cats in top hats and monocles having a tea party on the lawn? Both are pretty weird.

I can't even tell which period this one comes from:

Apparently, Nick Cave (yeah!) is a big fan and collector. So is Tracy Emin (boo!). At the end of the article, there's a link for a very short film on Wain that's well worth watching.

If you know someone with a dual passion for cats and the art of the mentally ill, you should probably tell them about Louis Wain.

Two Weeks

Well, that was unsettling. Not as unsettling as, say, that Aphex Twin video where Richard D. James's face is superimposed on all of those booty shaking bikini models, but pretty disturbing nonetheless. CGI facial distortion effects, smiling white guys in bow ties, church: all things that make me uncomfortable. Thanks for freaking me out, weirdos. Still. Good song.